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Why a Christmas Tree is better than a man!
Old 11-28-2003, 08:22 PM #1
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Default Why a Christmas Tree is better than a man!

"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the
lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of
its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its
'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

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Old 11-28-2003, 08:24 PM #2
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Old 11-28-2003, 08:30 PM #3
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"Why a man would want to be a Christmas tree?"

1. Christmas trees don't have ears to hear a woman nag...nuff said.
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Old 11-28-2003, 08:32 PM #4
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i have cute balls.
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Old 11-28-2003, 08:40 PM #5
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i am always erect..
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Old 11-28-2003, 09:43 PM #6
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I have spare balls just incase one breaks.
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Old 11-28-2003, 10:03 PM #7
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"Why a man would want to be a Christmas tree?"

1. Christmas trees don't have ears to hear a woman nag...nuff said.




You just keep thinkin' that Joe

Besides, you know we always get our way in the end :wink:

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Besides, you know we always get our way in the end :wink:

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only if the guys lets you. imp:
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Old 11-28-2003, 10:10 PM #9
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"Why a man would want to be a Christmas tree?"

1. Christmas trees don't have ears to hear a woman nag...nuff said.




hahahahahahahhahaha LMMFAO
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