A man should do these things for his girl/wife

[MikeM]

Always eat her out before sex. Unless you'd rather do it after...

Offer her a mamogram, without asking for one in return.

Call her to say you just beat off thinking about her.

Bring her some perks when she's sick, and give her a nice throat massage if she has a sore throat.

Slap her ass for no reason.

Dont let that bitch tell you there are anniversaries other than your wedding.

Kiss her right after you come.

Let her walk a little ahead of you, especially when shes wearing tight pants.

Take pictures of her taking a bubble bath, post them here.

Surprise her. You know what the fish eye/houdini is right?

Never stop pressuring her for anal. Tell her the more she does it, the less it will hurt.

Dont tell her you love her unless she does something to make you really happy. They let that 'love' shit get to their head, then they want you to do stuff for them just cuz you love them. Fuk that.

Dont let her know how much she means to you. Unless you WANT to get pussy whipped.

Hit her once a day, whether she deserves it or not. Helps to keep her in line. Not too hard, and not in the face.

[Ant]

Always eat her out before sex. Unless you'd rather do it after...

Offer her a mamogram, without asking for one in return.

Call her to say you just beat off thinking about her.

Bring her some perks when she's sick, and give her a nice throat massage if she has a sore throat.

Slap her ass for no reason.

Dont let that bitch tell you there are anniversaries other than your wedding.

Kiss her right after you come.

Let her walk a little ahead of you, especially when shes wearing tight pants.

Take pictures of her taking a bubble bath, post them here.

Surprise her. You know what the fish eye/houdini is right?

Never stop pressuring her for anal. Tell her the more she does it, the less it will hurt.

Dont tell her you love her unless she does something to make you really happy. They let that 'love' shit get to their head, then they want you to do stuff for them just cuz you love them. Fuk that.

Dont let her know how much she means to you. Unless you WANT to get pussy whipped.

Hit her once a day, whether she deserves it or not. Helps to keep her in line. Not too hard, and not in the face.

that's great! :lol:

[Vinny]

Mike, that's fucking awesome, man. :lol:

[catfish]

Hit her once a day, whether she deserves it or not. Helps to keep her in line. Not too hard, and not in the face. :wtf:

I don't advocate hitting girls, but I'll be sure to shake the shit out of them.

[mpr138]

but I'll be sure to shake the shit out of them.

:spit: :LOL: :ROFL:

[CuCullin]

:LOL:

Just be sure to follow up the fish eye with the fish hook :D

:thumbup:

[mpr138]

I would replace the fish eye/houdini with the microwave.

[MrQuickR1]

best post i read in a while :wink:

[Nick David]

Mike, that's one of the best post's I've ever seen! Great job man! You just had my tearing with laughter