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Nick David
03-12-2004, 12:24 PM
how do you eat em?

i take a large glass of milk....i drop three oreos in...when they sink below the milk line i use a spoon to pick each one up and eat... This is the BEST way to eat em..infact, every person i've taught this too now eats my ass with a spoon. MMMMMMmmmm

Qetesh
03-12-2004, 12:26 PM
how do you eat em?

i take a large glass of milk....i drop three oreos in...when they sink below the milk line i use a spoon to pick each one up and eat... This is the BEST way to eat em..infact, every person i've taught this too now eats my ass with a spoon. MMMMMMmmmm

I think Bamm-Bamm got you beat with his strategy on how to eat oreos :lol:

Cookie Monster
03-12-2004, 12:27 PM
how do you eat em?

i take a large glass of milk....i drop three oreos in...when they sink below the milk line i use a spoon to pick each one up and eat... This is the BEST way to eat em..infact, every person i've taught this too now eats my ass with a spoon. MMMMMMmmmm

I think Bamm-Bamm got you beat with his strategy on how to eat oreos :lol:

AND THAT IS????????????????

LaFemmes
03-12-2004, 12:28 PM
how do you eat em?

i take a large glass of milk....i drop three oreos in...when they sink below the milk line i use a spoon to pick each one up and eat... This is the BEST way to eat em..infact, every person i've taught this too now eats my ass with a spoon. MMMMMMmmmm

I think Bamm-Bamm got you beat with his strategy on how to eat oreos :lol:


I agree.. :)

Nick David
03-12-2004, 12:30 PM
do tell.......

Qetesh
03-12-2004, 12:33 PM
do tell.......

He posted this up in the "Foods I love" thread that Ant started not too long ago...

ok seriously.... the whole Oreo w/ a fork routine is something I invented and I should patent it but here goes. Side note.... I recommend doublestuff when applying this technique. You gently slide the prongs of the fork into the creme center. Once the Oreo is safely secured onto the utensil you then dip it into the glass of moo juice, let soak for 5 seconds or so or until desired saturation is achieved, BUT be careful.. waiting too long can make the cookie break off in the glass. Take the cookie out and place in mouth for a non messy, tasteful delight!!! No milk on your fingertips and no Oreo crumbs on your hands. 8-)

Nick David
03-12-2004, 12:36 PM
nah, dont like it... too much work! yes! it's too much work. all you have to do with my routine is drop them in... as soon as they sink they are perfectly covered in milk and ready to eat! sliding a fork between the 2 cookies could break the oreo itself, lol... my way is the shit!

Bamm-Bamm- im sorry but yours sucks! :)

600rrPilot
03-12-2004, 12:40 PM
theres some amazing stuff on this website. lol

RichieRich
03-12-2004, 12:42 PM
i grill mine and eat them out of your moms ass.

1qwikSV
03-12-2004, 01:30 PM
small glass of milk...throw in sbout 5 or 6...mash with a spoon and eat. :wink:

Jerz93F2
03-12-2004, 01:38 PM
Open the pack, stuff one in my mouth and chew. Repeat for as many cookies as it takes to kill the munchies.

CJM
03-12-2004, 01:49 PM
nah, dont like it... too much work! yes! it's too much work. all you have to do with my routine is drop them in... as soon as they sink they are perfectly covered in milk and ready to eat! sliding a fork between the 2 cookies could break the oreo itself, lol... my way is the shit!

Bamm-Bamm- im sorry but yours sucks! :)

:lol: You have a good technique there BUT thats why I get double stuff.... I dont break my cookies!!! If you do it right, you wont break the cookie. :P It also depends on how saturated you want your cookie. Some people dont like their cookies soaked for too long, some do. Eh.. to each his own... good luck with your spoons!! :thumblef:

Nick David
03-12-2004, 02:00 PM
lmfao

E=mc What?
03-12-2004, 04:54 PM
1) fill blendor up 1/4 way milk
2) add 8 oreos even doublestuff
3) press the Number 9 button
4) wait till creamy
5) pour into cup
6) drink up
7) repeat process again or put the dirty things in the sink for ur girlfriend/wife/fiance or mother to clean
8) go to bed with a satisfied tummy and a smile :D

SweetNinja
03-12-2004, 07:25 PM
If its not a double stuff oreo its not even worth talking about. Take the top off eat the cream and chuck the other 1/2. Or 3 dips in the ice cold milk and eat. :D

Qetesh
03-13-2004, 12:37 AM
small glass of milk...throw in sbout 5 or 6...mash with a spoon and eat. :wink:

Wouldn't it be easier to go to the store and buy the Oreo Ice Cream? Don't forget the whipped cream :D

1qwikSV
03-13-2004, 12:39 AM
small glass of milk...throw in sbout 5 or 6...mash with a spoon and eat. :wink:

Don't forget the whipped cream :D

:twisted: :twisted:

Joe
03-13-2004, 12:47 AM
Transfats are gonna p0wnzor all your asses

Spyder
03-13-2004, 01:15 AM
how do you eat em?

i take a large glass of milk....i drop three oreos in...when they sink below the milk line i use a spoon to pick each one up and eat... This is the BEST way to eat em..infact, every person i've taught this too now eats my ass with a spoon. MMMMMMmmmm


Kind of like the nice big bowl of Oreo cereal!!!!!!!!!!!!

CJM
03-13-2004, 08:41 AM
If its not a double stuff oreo its not even worth talking about. Take the top off eat the cream and chuck the other 1/2. Or 3 dips in the ice cold milk and eat. :D


cant get anymore boring than that!! :geek:

Smakmeup
03-13-2004, 01:03 PM
DELETE THIS...FUCK OFF!!! :evil:

SweetNinja
03-13-2004, 03:06 PM
:P Its doubled stuffed or nuttin. :P

WSprtuaL
03-17-2004, 12:40 PM
do tell.......

He posted this up in the "Foods I love" thread that Ant started not too long ago...

ok seriously.... the whole Oreo w/ a fork routine is something I invented and I should patent it but here goes. Side note.... I recommend doublestuff when applying this technique. You gently slide the prongs of the fork into the creme center. Once the Oreo is safely secured onto the utensil you then dip it into the glass of moo juice, let soak for 5 seconds or so or until desired saturation is achieved, BUT be careful.. waiting too long can make the cookie break off in the glass. Take the cookie out and place in mouth for a non messy, tasteful delight!!! No milk on your fingertips and no Oreo crumbs on your hands. 8-) That's good!

Lucky7
03-17-2004, 01:03 PM
Anyone ever try S'MOreos? It's the only way I eat Oreos.

Ingredients

Double Stuff Oreos
Marshmallows
Hershey's Chocolate Bars

1. Take Double Stuff Oreo and gently twist apart 2 sides.
2. Place a small piece of chocolate on the half without the the creme filling.
3. Place marshmallow on the half with the creme filling. (Toasting the marshmallow is optional but recommended.)
4. Put two halves together end eat.
5. Wash down every bite with milk and enjoy the sugar rush.

Caveman
03-17-2004, 01:16 PM
anyone else remember the chocolate covered oreos? :drool:

BigTuna
03-17-2004, 06:05 PM
This has to be the most intelligent conversation I have read all day :roll:

some of us have too much free time.....damn now i need to get some oreos....ya bastids

quickprelude
03-17-2004, 06:07 PM
This has to be the most intelligent conversation I have read all day :roll:

some of us have too much free time.....damn now i need to get some oreos....ya bastids

lol.....ive been buying them ever since Bam Bam posted that a few weeks back!

Caveman
03-17-2004, 07:15 PM
i just bought a bag of oreos yesterday at the grocery store for $1.50....on sale at stop and shop along with chips ahoy, and a bunch of other stuffs....