I HATE ABERCROMBIE

[Psycho1000R]

I hate going in there, i hate buying shit from there,, i hate there 500 decible music playing in the background, I hate paying 60$ for a fukin shirt, i hate all the skinny trendy little punks that work there....
i feel too outta shape and old to be shopping in there , but i like there button up shirts..i was actually laughing today when i went in there, the dudes that work there are so gay.. with there messy trendy hair and 2 times too small shirts, thinkin there all cool... "hey dude, can i help ya find something?" UH YAH! A PAIR OF PANTS THAT ARE LARGER THAN SIZE 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for the rant, but is it just me

[scubasteve]

I hate going in there, i hate buying shit from there,, i hate there 500 decible music playing in the background, I hate paying 60$ for a fukin shirt, i hate all the skinny trendy little punks that work there....
i feel too outta shape and old to be shopping in there , but i like there button up shirts..i was actually laughing today when i went in there, the dudes that work there are so gay.. with there messy trendy hair and 2 times too small shirts, thinkin there all cool... "hey dude, can i help ya find something?" UH YAH! A PAIR OF PANTS THAT ARE LARGER THAN SIZE 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for the rant, but is it just me

You have no idea how much I hate that place...

1. I agree with your music comment. I'm not at a fucking club, turn it down. If I can't hear my friend whos on the other side of the clothes rack, then something's not right...

2. Where's the XXL? Listen folks, I'm all about the "athletic fit" cause most normal XXLs looke ridiculous on eme cause my chest is big relative to my waist. But their XL "muscle fits" are like fucking mediums. Fuck you. Eat something you skinny asshole...

3. Get some nametags. I can't tell who is a damn employee and who isn't. I hate walking up to people (especially snobs) and saying "Do you work here"....actually it's like "DOOO YOUUU WORK HERE" cause the musics so damn loud.

4. FUCK ALL YOU GUYS WHO WEAR 32s. :lol: Just kidding fellas, god bless you. I could have 0 fat on my waist and I'd never be below a 38, which equals never finding a pair of pants in that store. Damn my childbearing hips. Shit, I think my quads are like 27s...

5. I do like their "Woods" cologne though. Only manly thing in that store, but it's hard to fine. I think it's been replaced by some much more effeminate cologne...

6. A shirt that looks like my dad wore it when he was 16 should not cost $60. Beeeeeeloooooow me.

Ok, I'm done...



(Steve sits in corner and lulls into a deep depression, all due to AnF)

[1qwikSV]

Dude...I know exactly what yer sayin...I was at the mall a few weeks ago and was walking past Abercrombie..and right there where you would walk in was two guys or kids I should say about 20-21 with their shirts off working...I was like :wtf: they both had that "I summer down at LBI" build...as I walked by one of the dudes handed me a flyer and I kept going...whatever dude...fuggin wacko company :roll:

[Joe]

Shit, I think my quads are like 27s...


I wear a 29 in jeans and they hang off my hips :lol:

[FLIP954RR]

i think a bunch of people is suing Abercrobie for racism or something of that nature,because they say they only cater to anorexic white boys/girls!!

[RichieRich]

my waist is a 34. i just make it.

[Buck Naked]

Abercrombie sucks ass. I hate the store and all their clothes. Abercrombie :piss:

[Psycho1000R]

lolol..good. I'm glad some people can relate to my anti abercrombie fellings, lol , i thought i was the only one!!

I was at the mall a few weeks ago and was walking past Abercrombie..and right there where you would walk in was two guys or kids I should say about 20-21 with their shirts off working

omg, are u serious...GOD I HATE THAT PLACE!!


3. Get some nametags. I can't tell who is a damn employee and who isn't. I hate walking up to people (especially snobs) and saying "Do you work here"....actually it's like "DOOO YOUUU WORK HERE" cause the musics so damn loud.

LOOLOL..good one steve, i forgot about that one.. i have to walk around the store looking like a helpless idiot trynig to figure out who the fuk is working and whose shopping, i always feel like an idiot when i walk in there, like theres some kinda guidelines im supposed to know when i walk in..lol

[E=mc What?]

i stay the hell away from Ambercrombie but like u said their shirts are pretty cool but id rather go else where. i was there 1 time and couldnt look around. as soon as i went into the place 1 guy came over to me asked me if i need help, told him no and he followed me thru the whole store till i left... i hate that shit, its like their rushin me to buy something then leave... i wanna shop slowely and by myself not no1 followin me around the whole time

[Smakmeup]

I love those guys in that store...you have to walk in there and be like...wheres the fat guys section??

Then I usually walk around with my son after he ate a chocolate sundae and his hands are all messy and make him touch everything he walks by...I'm such an asshole, but what are they gonna do, throw eachother at me...cuz man they are all shaped like javelins!!

[Psycho1000R]

I love those guys in that store...you have to walk in there and be like...wheres the fat guys section??

Then I usually walk around with my son after he ate a chocolate sundae and his hands are all messy and make him touch everything he walks by...I'm such an asshole, but what are they gonna do, throw eachother at me...cuz man they are all shaped like javelins!!


lolol.. u guys are killing me!!!! all this time i just thought i was an asshole!!!!! lol@ the "fat guy" section.

[E=mc What?]

I love those guys in that store...you have to walk in there and be like...wheres the fat guys section??


:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :ROFL:
nicely said :lol: :lol:

[scubasteve]

Shit, I think my quads are like 27s...


I wear a 29 in jeans and they hang off my hips :lol:

I hate you :oops: jk. Man I wish I could be even half way between the two of us. :) Damn.

[Psycho1000R]

i just got an idea....I can start a new store that caters to fat guys like us!!!!..WE'LL HAVE FAT SALES ASSSOCIATES, FAT COUNTER PEOPLE, POSTERS OF FAT PEOPLE, FAT MANICANS....IT'LL BE THE NEWEST CRAZE!!!!!!
we can call it



FLABERCROMIE


u guys in?

[scubasteve]

Flabercrombie and Pinch!

Awesome Idea Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we should have a snack station WITHIN the store!!!!!! muh hahahaha

[Psycho1000R]

Flabercrombie and Pinch!

Awesome Idea Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we should have a snack station WITHIN the store!!!!!! muh hahahaha

LOLOLOL... now your thiknig man!!! flabercromie and pinch..im still laughing :lol:

get a free sundae, with every shirt purchase!!!!

[Smakmeup]

get your cholesterol tested while you shop!!

don't offer free cheeseburgers...Xenos would never leave the store!

Store slogan "if you're fat, this is where it's at"

[Psycho1000R]

"if you're fat, this is where it's at"

HAHAHAHA...
or

" SIZE MATTERS"

[Smakmeup]

" and sir, my those pants look good on you....very slimming..but may I ask..when was the last time you saw your own penis??"

BUAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is why I was fired from every clothing sales job I had in high school

[Psycho1000R]

LOLOL...DUDE, STOP YOUR KILLING ME HERE, IM SUPPOSED TO BE GOING ON A VALENTINES DATE HERE, BUT I KEEP READING YOUR POSTING AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!

"and sir may i add, we have a wide assortment of edible clothing as well, for those time when u just gotta eat and theres nothing avialable!"

[Smakmeup]

"sir, sir...please stop..that fruit is PLASTIC...awe man..that's it...no free twinkie with the $30 minimum purchase!!"

[quickprelude]

quit yer bitchin pussy :lol:

the one thing that really bothers me about abercrombie is you never know who is werking there and who isnt. how about some name tags guys?????

[TonUpBoy]

Oh man, totally agree with Abercrombie...they cater to WASPY folks...I mean look at the people working there! Nope, Italians, Eastern Europeans, & Jewish are not considered WASPS dude..WHITE ANGLO-SAXON PROTESTANTS ONLY...lol...rip off shirts...tryin to pass off as high quality merchandise...it's a phukin' wannabe Aeropostale for chirssake!!
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/12/05/60minutes/main587099.shtml

http://www.totalobscurity.com/mind/news/2003/two-wongs.jpg...remember this shit?[/url]

[Qetesh]

Dude...I know exactly what yer sayin...I was at the mall a few weeks ago and was walking past Abercrombie..and right there where you would walk in was two guys or kids I should say about 20-21 with their shirts off working...I was like :wtf: they both had that "I summer down at LBI" build...as I walked by one of the dudes handed me a flyer and I kept going...whatever dude...fuggin wacko company :roll:
Daaaayyyyummmm..you guys are bitchin' worse then then us chicks in the Female forum :lol:

I also HATE Ambercrombie & Fitch..totally overated. I'm an Anne Taylor, Steve Madden, Gap kinda girl ;) Don't kill me with loud music, I wanna hear what I'm signing for :lol:

BTW, 1qwik6 is a hottie no matter what he wears :twisted: :wink: 8-) :P :lol:

[ezpunkx]

its pimpercrombie and bitch.

I hate that place along with Holister, and a ton of other stores. There is a conspiricy at work here. You ever wonder why all there sizes are so small? They dont want chubby people wearing there clothes, my theory makes perfect sense also. There tactic is that they will be more appealing to people cause you will only see "skinny" people wearing there clothes.... and according to society "skinny" people are generally more attractive...

[Tick_9se7en3]

I hate that fucking store. Do you know that if you got apply for a job at the one in Rockaway they put on your application if you are hot or ugly once you are done filling it out?

I'm a 32-34 waist depending on if I'm working out or not. I like some of the style of their clothes but I pretty much refuse to wear them for the sake of being a lemming like the rest of the teenie boppers who think you need to wear AF to be cool.

[Sc0tt]

if it's in the mall, i fucking hate it :fu:

[Ant]

i just got an idea....I can start a new store that caters to fat guys like us!!!!..WE'LL HAVE FAT SALES ASSSOCIATES, FAT COUNTER PEOPLE, POSTERS OF FAT PEOPLE, FAT MANICANS....IT'LL BE THE NEWEST CRAZE!!!!!!
we can call it



FLABERCROMIE


u guys in?

Best fucking idea I have ever heard.

[TonyK]

Fag Store.

[1qwikSV]

BTW, 1qwik6 is a hottie no matter what he wears :twisted: :wink: 8-) :P :lol:


:oops: Yer pretty hot yerself :oops:

[TonyK]

How much cash changed hands on this thread??

:lol:

[Psycho1000R]

OH AND I FORGOT!!! THEN TO TOP IT OFF, I HAVE TO WALK AROUND THE MALL WITH THIS GAY ASS BAG WITH A NAKED GUY ON IT!!!!

HTTP://WWW.STEVEFIL.COM/gay.jpg

[JerseyGixxer]

I hate going in there, i hate buying shit from there,, i hate there 500 decible music playing in the background, I hate paying 60$ for a fukin shirt, i hate all the skinny trendy little punks that work there....
sorry for the rant, but is it just meI thought you were gonna say because allof the models have better tans than you :lol:

[Sc0tt]

OH AND I FORGOT!!! THEN TO TOP IT OFF, I HAVE TO WALK AROUND THE MALL WITH THIS GAY ASS BAG WITH A NAKED GUY ON IT!!!!




........and now you post it on the WWW for the whole world to see :lol:



better remove that before Dwnlo sees it :twisted:

[Psycho1000R]

Psycho1000R wrote:
OH AND I FORGOT!!! THEN TO TOP IT OFF, I HAVE TO WALK AROUND THE MALL WITH THIS GAY ASS BAG WITH A NAKED GUY ON IT!!!!





........and now you post it on the WWW for the whole world to see



better remove that before Dwnlo sees it

AH, I dont care, do your worst!! :twisted:



I thought you were gonna say because allof the models have better tans than you

lol, smart ass, let it die :wink:

[ripp53]

hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

talking about loud music in a store remember merry go round?

[JerseyGixxer]

.......remember merry go round? :spit: YES!!!

[RaceyR6]

Didn't know A&F got so much hate around here. I use to work at a Hollister (owned by A&F) for a little bit. And by little bit I mean 4 days. I was one of those "skinny trendy little punks that wore shirts two sizes too small" according to you guys :lol: I absolutely hated the job but the quality of pussy, from co-workers to customers was top notch.

[RaceyR6]

I hate that fucking store. Do you know that if you got apply for a job at the one in Rockaway they put on your application if you are hot or ugly once you are done filling it out?

Yep. I applied to Hollister with a friend that has worked plenty of similiar type jobs in the past. Compared to me that had no idea what I was doing. The kid isn't the best looking and coincidentally didn't get the job. When I asked why my friend wasn't hired and I was they said he was "over qualified" :lol:

[ism409]

I can hounestly admit that I have never shopped at that HOMO store! :gay:

[Cookie Monster]

so why go there...they are a bunch of yuppies..

[buckle up]

I hate going in there, i hate buying shit from there,, i hate there 500 decible music playing in the background, I hate paying 60$ for a fukin shirt, i hate all the skinny trendy little punks that work there....
i feel too outta shape and old to be shopping in there , but i like there button up shirts..i was actually laughing today when i went in there, the dudes that work there are so gay.. with there messy trendy hair and 2 times too small shirts, thinkin there all cool... "hey dude, can i help ya find something?" UH YAH! A PAIR OF PANTS THAT ARE LARGER THAN SIZE 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for the rant, but is it just meI HATE THE ABERCROMBIE&FITCH SNOWBOARDERS THEY HAVE THE ABERCROMBIE , SNOWBORD, BOOTS PANTS, GLOVES , HATS, JACKETS, AND AND THE MATCHING ABERCROMBIE&FITCH VOLKSWAGEN JETTA AND THEY FUCKIN CUT YOU OFF EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO HIT A JUMP THEY SUCK BIG DONKEY BALLS :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: SO I JUST RUN THEM THE FUCK OVER :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[RichieRich]

I hate going in there, i hate buying shit from there,, i hate there 500 decible music playing in the background, I hate paying 60$ for a fukin shirt, i hate all the skinny trendy little punks that work there....
i feel too outta shape and old to be shopping in there , but i like there button up shirts..i was actually laughing today when i went in there, the dudes that work there are so gay.. with there messy trendy hair and 2 times too small shirts, thinkin there all cool... "hey dude, can i help ya find something?" UH YAH! A PAIR OF PANTS THAT ARE LARGER THAN SIZE 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for the rant, but is it just meI HATE THE ABERCROMBIE&FITCH SNOWBOARDERS THEY HAVE THE ABERCROMBIE , SNOWBORD, BOOTS PANTS, GLOVES , HATS, JACKETS, AND AND THE MATCHING ABERCROMBIE&FITCH VOLKSWAGEN JETTA AND THEY FUCKIN CUT YOU OFF EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO HIT A JUMP THEY SUCK BIG DONKEY BALLS :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: SO I JUST RUN THEM THE FUCK OVER :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

theyll still gang up on you and whip your monkey ass.

[buckle up]

I hate going in there, i hate buying shit from there,, i hate there 500 decible music playing in the background, I hate paying 60$ for a fukin shirt, i hate all the skinny trendy little punks that work there....
i feel too outta shape and old to be shopping in there , but i like there button up shirts..i was actually laughing today when i went in there, the dudes that work there are so gay.. with there messy trendy hair and 2 times too small shirts, thinkin there all cool... "hey dude, can i help ya find something?" UH YAH! A PAIR OF PANTS THAT ARE LARGER THAN SIZE 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for the rant, but is it just meI HATE THE ABERCROMBIE&FITCH SNOWBOARDERS THEY HAVE THE ABERCROMBIE , SNOWBORD, BOOTS PANTS, GLOVES , HATS, JACKETS, AND AND THE MATCHING ABERCROMBIE&FITCH VOLKSWAGEN JETTA AND THEY FUCKIN CUT YOU OFF EVERY TIME YOU WANT TO HIT A JUMP THEY SUCK BIG DONKEY BALLS :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: SO I JUST RUN THEM THE FUCK OVER :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

theyll still gang up on you and whip your monkey ass.THAT WHY I LAND ON THEM AND YOU MUST BE TALKING ABOUT YOUR PAST RECOLLECTIONS OF GETTING BEAT DOWN BY TEN YEAR OLDS WEARING ABERCROMBIE& FITCH YOU LITTLE FERRY :P :P

[RichieRich]

fairy. dumbass.

[buckle up]

fairy. dumbass.FLUTE TOTEING BAND GEEK :lol: :lol: :lol:

[RichieRich]

toting. dumbass.

[Ant]

OH AND I FORGOT!!! THEN TO TOP IT OFF, I HAVE TO WALK AROUND THE MALL WITH THIS GAY ASS BAG WITH A NAKED GUY ON IT!!!!

HTTP://WWW.STEVEFIL.COM/gay.jpg

That is fucking hilarious! Why on God's green earth didn't you just buy something at another store for a different bag? :lol:

[Vinny]

I like Old Navy. I'm ghetto. And I wear size 36.

[vice86]

lolol brother...i was just in there on Sunday at Rockaway Mall...I walked in and asked Kath if this was a clothing store or a fawking club..DAHUR...than I see this kid with the typical messy hair look...button up shirt with the collar turned up with a sweater over that, shorts and sandles...you can totally tell thats not his style and they make him dress like that. I told my wife "i need to get out of this stupid store"

Yeah...let me pay 65.00 for a 3.00 t-shirt cuz it says A&F on it!! YAHHHH.

I hate that store too...along with Structure...overpriced garbage.

OLD NAVY RULES!!!!

[Psycho1000R]

better to join in the conversation late then never brother!!l lol

[lissakins]

even as a chick who loves to shop i can't stand that store. like the rest of you i refuse to pay those prices. 50 bux for a skirt that looks like they just ripped the pants off the jeans short enough to resell it as a skirt?? i think not!!! the less material the more they rape ya.
the store is run by a bunch of high school punks who thing they are 'big' by wearing tight shirts even though they have no muscle. i can take it long enough to do one lap around the store and laugh at it.
side note - bridgewater mall store gets cititaions all the time for their loud music (their thumping beats actually shattered their front window - are they cool yet??) and for having half naked models (male/female) walking around in their underwear.

[skid vicious]

and for having half naked models (male/female) walking around in their underwear.

ummmmmm, what? there was a half naked chick walking around???? :D
i think hte last time i was in abercrombie was when they were more like brookstone and sold some cool shit in the short hills mall. this was before bridgewater was built. i have seen those geeky bean-pole homos in the store. quite funny.

[Javier]

.......remember merry go round? :spit: YES!!!

Oh shit!!!! Merry go round, coda and wildpair. I miss z.cavarichis. :shock: :?
:oops:

BTW, funny ass thread

[E=mc What?]

.......remember merry go round? :spit: YES!!!

Oh shit!!!! Merry go round, coda and wildpair. I miss z.cavarichis. :shock: :?
:oops:

BTW, funny ass thread


dude u did some major digging for this 1 :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Javier]

.......remember merry go round? :spit: YES!!!

Oh shit!!!! Merry go round, coda and wildpair. I miss z.cavarichis. :shock: :?
:oops:

BTW, funny ass thread


dude u did some major digging for this 1 :lol: :lol: :lol:

LOL. I was reading an off topic thread on the 1st page and Psycho had this link on there.

[1qwikSV]

NTM old as hell...

[Javier]

:LOL: :LOL:

[High_Revs_17]

:lol: http://music.walmart.com/m/000/78/22/14/60/52/0007822146052.01.01.001.mp3 :lol:

[E=mc What?]

:lol: http://music.walmart.com/m/000/78/22/14/60/52/0007822146052.01.01.001.mp3 :lol:


:ROFL: :ROFL:
u got issues :lol: :lol:

[High_Revs_17]

Dude...I was at the mall a few weeks ago and was walking past Abercrombie..and right there where you would walk in was two guys with their shirts off working...they both had that "I summer down at LBI" build...

Is there something you need to tell us? :lol:

[Psycho1000R]

oh, man, this thread still makes me laugh, almost a year later... flabercrombie and pinch....lolol

[High_Revs_17]

and for having half naked models (female) walking around in their underwear.

ummmmmm, what? there was a half naked chick walking around???? :D


Easy there...you've got enough to worry about. Keep the snake in it's cage for just a bit longer till you get rid of that other crazy bitch. :lol: