Office Space on Comedy Central

[Dj]

yyyyeah....that would be greeeat...and i'll go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo...

i enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from 9 to 11

http://www.brianburbank.com/brian/stapler.gif

[Tick_9se7en3]

Have you seen my stapler?

Actually yes I have...I have it....got it for Christmas 2 years ago with the movie. ;)

You cannot truly appreciate this movie until you have worked for a company in a cubicle.

[I Ride]

hey.....im going to need you to go head and come in on saturday.....
why dont you go head and come in on sunday too

[I Ride]

the funny shit is I live that movie......

My bosses name is Bob Porter ......I swear

[Dj]

Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!

We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to Federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

You know, minimum security prison is no picnic. I had a client in there once. He said the trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch. Then everything will be alright.


this thread is starting to cheer me up. What a F'in night :roll:

glad to hear! keep smiling :D

[vice86]

lol....one of THE best movies evar made.

CC uauslly plays it atleast once a month.

[robs97beast]

I have heard so much abotu that movie & still havent seen it.

I have been working in a cubicle for 5 years now.....at 3 different jobs and all I do is make fun of the "cubicle" working style.
It is a freakin joke...I hate being in my "jail cell' all day. THis is just Hell with Flourecent lighting!!!!!

[vice86]

Dude...you HAVE TO see it....you'll relate to the movie so well..lol.

[Tick_9se7en3]

I saw the movie then went into work the next day with the thought to kidnap the fax machine since thats where most of my work came from. :lol:

[Dj]

I saw the movie then went into work the next day with the thought to kidnap the fax machine since thats where most of my work came from. :lol:

ummm yeah...why don't you come in on saaturday......didnt you get the TPS report dumass?

[vice86]

i'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too.

[BrianR6]

pc load letter, what the F*ck does that mean


WHAT WOULD U DO WITH A MILLION BUCKS???

besides 2 chicks at the same time?

well, yeah

i would do nothing

hell, you dont need a million bucks to do that, my cousins broke, dont do shit

[Dj]

i'm gonna give her my "O" Face......

[Hassmaschine]

You know, the nazis had flair. They made the jews wear it.

[1qwikSV]

"Hey Peter...turn on channel 9...there showin the breast exam!"

:lol:

[ism409]

"hellllooooooo NEWMAN!" :lol:

[Ice]

Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

[Jerz93F2]

"Someone's got a case of the Mooonndayys!"

Great movie.

[skid vicious]

ok, look, i'm not really a crack addict selling subscriptions to magazines. i'm an out of work software engineer.

good flick. and i don't even work in a cubicle. :lol:

[ANDY]

ok I know this is an old thread but I searched before I started a new thread of office space.

I just saw it. I'm a little late but man it's so funny how I can relate to a lot of this.

umm..yeaaaaaaaaaaaa

[TonUpBoy]

Michael Bolton???!!! I Love Michael Bolton! No relation!

<music in the background> Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.....</music in the background>

been a cublicle drone for a good 7 years now...so I part timed- at IKEA for 3 months after work just so I don't burn out from my day job...just yesterday I had 3 back to back meetings...UGH!

[1qwikSV]

Corporate accouts payable Meina speaking, JUST a moment...

[mpr138]

Every day of my life, is worse than the day before it

so is today the worst day of your life

Yeah

Boy that's messed up

[Ant]

That movie depresses me...

[WSprtuaL]

"I don't feel like going to work today. I think I'm gonna stay home and watch Kung Fu. Do you like Kung Fu?"

"I love Kung Fu"....SO funny

[BrianR6]

i am no longer allowed to watch this movie...i usually call in sick for a week straight after watching it....it just makes u not wanna work

[CuCullin]

I am definitely post-hypnotized peter.....

Also have a red swingline stapler on the desk right next to me :) Damn I love that movie...

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire.