12-05-2003, 01:49 PM
Dear Santa,
>
> You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.
> Well I would like very much to clear up certain things that have occurred
> since the beginning of the month (While filled with illusion I wrote to
> you).
>
> This letter asked for a bicycle, an electric train set and a football
> uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the
> first in my class but also I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm
> not going to lie to you Santa; there was no one in my entire neighborhood
> that behaved better than me. I would go on errands for my parents, my
> brothers, my friends and neighbors; I even helped the elderly cross the
> street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity!
>
> What balls you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid-ass whistle and a
> pair of socks! What the fuck were you thinking of you fat son of a bitch,
> you took me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit
> like this under the damn tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave
> that little shit head across the street so many fucking toys that he can't
> even walk into his damn house.
>
> Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney
> next year. I'll fuck you up, throw rocks at those stupid ass
> Reindeer and scare them the fuck away so you'll have to walk your big fat ass back to the North Pole just like I have to do since I didn't get that
> fucking bike you punk bitch!
>
> You know what Santa, fuck you. Next year you'll find out how really bad I can really fucking be...you've been picking on this motherfucker far too
> long.
>
> So watch your back next year you fat bitch.
>
> Love always
> Little Johnny
>
> You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.
> Well I would like very much to clear up certain things that have occurred
> since the beginning of the month (While filled with illusion I wrote to
> you).
>
> This letter asked for a bicycle, an electric train set and a football
> uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year! Not only was I the
> first in my class but also I had the best grades in the whole school. I'm
> not going to lie to you Santa; there was no one in my entire neighborhood
> that behaved better than me. I would go on errands for my parents, my
> brothers, my friends and neighbors; I even helped the elderly cross the
> street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity!
>
> What balls you have leaving me a fucking yo-yo, a stupid-ass whistle and a
> pair of socks! What the fuck were you thinking of you fat son of a bitch,
> you took me for a sucker the whole fucking year to come out with some shit
> like this under the damn tree. As if you hadn't fucked me enough, you gave
> that little shit head across the street so many fucking toys that he can't
> even walk into his damn house.
>
> Please don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat ass down my chimney
> next year. I'll fuck you up, throw rocks at those stupid ass
> Reindeer and scare them the fuck away so you'll have to walk your big fat ass back to the North Pole just like I have to do since I didn't get that
> fucking bike you punk bitch!
>
> You know what Santa, fuck you. Next year you'll find out how really bad I can really fucking be...you've been picking on this motherfucker far too
> long.
>
> So watch your back next year you fat bitch.
>
> Love always
> Little Johnny