The Point System

For thousands of years, men have tried to
understand the rules when
dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide
will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of
romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do
something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and
points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she
expects. Sorry,that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the points system:
> >
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed...+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows...0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...-1
You leave the toilet seat up...-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty...0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom... -2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings... +5
In the snow...+8
But return with beer...-5
And no liners...-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night...0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing...0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...+5
You pummel it with a six iron...+10
It's her cat...-40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party...0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
drinking buddy...-2
Named Tiffany...-4
Tiffany is a dancer...-10
With breast implants...-18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday...0
You buy a card and flowers...0
You take her out to dinner...0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...+1
Okay, it is a sports bar...2
And it's all-you-can-eat night...-3
It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite team ...-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal...0
The pal is happily married...+1
The pal is single...-7
He drives a Ferrari.... -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)...-15
You brag that you are a manwhore.... -75

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie...+2
You take her to a movie she likes...+4
You take her to a movie you hate...+6
You take her to a movie you like.....-2
It's called Death Cop III...-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans...-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly...-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly & exercise to get rid of it...+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts...-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one
too."...-800

THE BIG QUESTION:
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding...-10
You reply, "Where?"...-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass"...-100
Any other response...-20

COMMUNICATION: When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression...0
You listen, for over 30 minutes...+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience...+ 50
You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, "well,
what do you think I should do?"...-100
You have fallen asleep...-200

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk...-100
You don't talk.... -150
You spend time with her...-200
You don't spend time with her...-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself...-1000

> >GAME OVER - YOU LOSE

[1qwikSV]

Insert coin to continue...9...8...7...

For thousands of years, men have tried to
understand the rules when
dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide
will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of
romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do
something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and
points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she
expects. Sorry,that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the points system:
> >
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed...+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows...0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets...-1
You leave the toilet seat up...-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty...0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex...-1
When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom... -2
You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings... +5
In the snow...+8
But return with beer...-5
And no liners...-25
You check out a suspicious noise at night...0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing...0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...+5
You pummel it with a six iron...+10
It's her cat...-40

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party...0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
drinking buddy...-2
Named Tiffany...-4
Tiffany is a dancer...-10
With breast implants...-18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday...0
You buy a card and flowers...0
You take her out to dinner...0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar...+1
Okay, it is a sports bar...2
And it's all-you-can-eat night...-3
It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite team ...-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal...0
The pal is happily married...+1
The pal is single...-7
He drives a Ferrari.... -10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)...-15
You brag that you are a manwhore.... -75

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie...+2
You take her to a movie she likes...+4
You take her to a movie you hate...+6
You take her to a movie you like.....-2
It's called Death Cop III...-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans...-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...-15

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly...-15
You develop a noticeable potbelly & exercise to get rid of it...+10
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts...-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one
too."...-800

THE BIG QUESTION:
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"
You hesitate in responding...-10
You reply, "Where?"...-35
You reply, "No, I think it's your ass"...-100
Any other response...-20

COMMUNICATION: When she wants to talk about a problem:
You listen, displaying a concerned expression...0
You listen, for over 30 minutes...+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience...+ 50
You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying, "well,
what do you think I should do?"...-100
You have fallen asleep...-200

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk...-100
You don't talk.... -150
You spend time with her...-200
You don't spend time with her...-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself...-1000

> >GAME OVER - YOU LOSE
By the way..how did I becaome "Da Flame"- what is that supposed to mean?

[ism409]

By the way..how did I becaome "Da Flame"- what is that supposed to mean?
Maybe because you are gay~! :lol:

By the way..how did I becaome "Da Flame"- what is that supposed to mean?
Maybe because you are gay~! :lol:
Yeah, that must be it.. :twak:

[ism409]

http://www.tristatesportbikes.com/forum/faq.php#12

[Avo]

The rule of woman? They can rule things? :scratch2:

[BarbWire]

Haha Pebbles, some of that is really funny but I get the feeling you don't like men too much. Here's a site for you to look into, maybe it will loosen you up alittle and I'll let you use my membership card for a 10% discount if you'd like. http://www.pinkpussycat.com/ *NWS*

Haha Pebbles, some of that is really funny but I get the feeling you don't like men too much. Here's a site for you to look into, maybe it will loosen you up alittle and I'll let you use my membership card for a 10% discount if you'd like. http://www.pinkpussycat.com/ *NWS*
I love men..sometimes they just need to be put in their place :wink:
thanks anyway..

[Tick_9se7en3]

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party...0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
drinking buddy...-2
Named Tiffany...-4
Tiffany is a dancer...-10
With breast implants...-18

> >GAME OVER - YOU LOSE

Sounds like someone I know....Steve...where you at buddy? :lol:

[Ant]

Haha Pebbles, some of that is really funny but I get the feeling you don't like men too much. Here's a site for you to look into, maybe it will loosen you up alittle and I'll let you use my membership card for a 10% discount if you'd like. http://www.pinkpussycat.com/ *NWS*

Damn baby, you a freak aren't ya? :lol:

[soda7o]

all i haveo ay to that women point system is
CCF!

[CJM]

Pebbles, everytime you reach a 100 posts more your title changes automatically. Unless of course you get to be like the rest of us who get custom titles chosen by the admins for some ridiculous odd reason!! I've had mine changed like 3 times already by those bastids(usually Joey Cakes aka 1quik6)!! :lol: He likes the sitting on the Title Throne!! Now it'll probably change again since I said something!! Just watch!! :lol:

[RomeNyRR]

MY GIRL WILL LOVE THIS

Pebbles, everytime you reach a 100 posts more your title changes automatically. Unless of course you get to be like the rest of us who get custom titles chosen by the admins for some ridiculous odd reason!! I've had mine changed like 3 times already by those bastids(usually Joey Cakes aka 1quik6)!! :lol: He likes the sitting on the Title Throne!! Now it'll probably change again since I said something!! Just watch!! :lol:
How did you become the imposter?

[CJM]

Pebbles, everytime you reach a 100 posts more your title changes automatically. Unless of course you get to be like the rest of us who get custom titles chosen by the admins for some ridiculous odd reason!! I've had mine changed like 3 times already by those bastids(usually Joey Cakes aka 1quik6)!! :lol: He likes the sitting on the Title Throne!! Now it'll probably change again since I said something!! Just watch!! :lol:
How did you become the imposter?


Oh, Don't ask.. Thats a loooong story!!! That story lasted about all summer long!!

[CJM]

Well... Pebbles asked for it and she got it!!! How's everyone like her new title?? :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

[soda7o]

ha ha ha ah
new title ha ha ah aha h :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey, I kind of like it!! :banban:

[Caveman]

:lol: too good.....

[ekuhn]

Hey, I kind of like it!! :banban:


As long as she doesnt mind, I dont object

[Avo]

Haha Pebbles, some of that is really funny but I get the feeling you don't like men too much. Here's a site for you to look into, maybe it will loosen you up alittle and I'll let you use my membership card for a 10% discount if you'd like. http://www.pinkpussycat.com/ *NWS*

Damn baby, you a freak aren't ya? :lol:


Look who she is married too bud. :twisted:

[CJM]

Haha Pebbles, some of that is really funny but I get the feeling you don't like men too much. Here's a site for you to look into, maybe it will loosen you up alittle and I'll let you use my membership card for a 10% discount if you'd like. http://www.pinkpussycat.com/ *NWS*

Damn baby, you a freak aren't ya? :lol:


Look who she is married too bud. :twisted:


:lol: Avo's a freak in cognito!! Gee, you'd never know :roll:

[Tick_9se7en3]

Over 1000 posts and I have managed to avoid the title. :lol:....Ok...here it comes in 3,2,1......

[buckle up]

AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party...0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college
drinking buddy...-2
Named Tiffany...-4
Tiffany is a dancer...-10
With breast implants...-18

> >GAME OVER - YOU LOSE

Sounds like someone I know....Steve...where you at buddy? :lol:I'M HERE SOUNDS LIKE MY GIRL BIT SHE ISNT A DANCER SHE DOES HOW EVER HAVE BIG BREASTS I LIKE THAT FEATURE SHE IS COOL AS HELL AND WE GET ALONG VERY WELL THERE IS NO POINT SYSTEM WITH US :blue dan: :red danc: :banban: :bounce: :bounce:

[samantha22]

seriously i think that women are so ridiculous sometimes. i men are men and women are women. and we are attracted to men because of the "stupid" stuff they do sometimes. if a girls wants to date a guy who does everything that the way she wants it, then date another girl. making the bed for example, even if he does leave the rolled up sheets underneath, the fact is he probably doesn't care either way so doing anything is better than nothing. all to say is in my opinion women try to womanize men too much. i was with a guy who did everything the way i wanted it, and believe me after 2 years the relationship went no where.

seriously i think that women are so ridiculous sometimes. i men are men and women are women. and we are attracted to men because of the "stupid" stuff they do sometimes. if a girls wants to date a guy who does everything that the way she wants it, then date another girl. making the bed for example, even if he does leave the rolled up sheets underneath, the fact is he probably doesn't care either way so doing anything is better than nothing. all to say is in my opinion women try to womanize men too much. i was with a guy who did everything the way i wanted it, and believe me after 2 years the relationship went no where.
This is a joke..
And..no offense, but you are the type of girl then that makes guys think we prefer to be treated like shit..that changes with age.

[Betrayed]

And..no offense, but you are the type of girl then that makes guys think we prefer to be treated like shit..that changes with age.

I need to rethink my strategy then

[samantha22]

seriously i think that women are so ridiculous sometimes. i men are men and women are women. and we are attracted to men because of the "stupid" stuff they do sometimes. if a girls wants to date a guy who does everything that the way she wants it, then date another girl. making the bed for example, even if he does leave the rolled up sheets underneath, the fact is he probably doesn't care either way so doing anything is better than nothing. all to say is in my opinion women try to womanize men too much. i was with a guy who did everything the way i wanted it, and believe me after 2 years the relationship went no where.
This is a joke..
And..no offense, but you are the type of girl then that makes guys think we prefer to be treated like shit..that changes with age.
thanks for putting me into one of your categories. im sure your 9 years on me doesn't make you an expert on anything. and no, i am not the type of girl that makes guys think they can treat us like shit...they treat you like shit if you let them treat you like shit. im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast. i was speaking generally and my opinion. so maybe you should calm down, why is it everytime you post something you hafta be bitchy? i dont even know you, and don't make comments about my age, that has nothing to do with anything. thanks though mom. :roll:

[Ant]

seriously i think that women are so ridiculous sometimes. i men are men and women are women. and we are attracted to men because of the "stupid" stuff they do sometimes. if a girls wants to date a guy who does everything that the way she wants it, then date another girl. making the bed for example, even if he does leave the rolled up sheets underneath, the fact is he probably doesn't care either way so doing anything is better than nothing. all to say is in my opinion women try to womanize men too much. i was with a guy who did everything the way i wanted it, and believe me after 2 years the relationship went no where.
This is a joke..
And..no offense, but you are the type of girl then that makes guys think we prefer to be treated like shit..that changes with age.
thanks for putting me into one of your categories. im sure your 9 years on me doesn't make you an expert on anything. and no, i am not the type of girl that makes guys think they can treat us like shit...they treat you like shit if you let them treat you like shit. im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast. i was speaking generally and my opinion. so maybe you should calm down, why is it everytime you post something you hafta be bitchy? i dont even know you, and don't make comments about my age, that has nothing to do with anything. thanks though mom. :roll:

Yeah Sam! You rock! No man is ever going to do everything a woman wants them to. And guess what? You women are never going to do everything we want you too. A relationship is all about give and take.

seriously i think that women are so ridiculous sometimes. i men are men and women are women. and we are attracted to men because of the "stupid" stuff they do sometimes. if a girls wants to date a guy who does everything that the way she wants it, then date another girl. making the bed for example, even if he does leave the rolled up sheets underneath, the fact is he probably doesn't care either way so doing anything is better than nothing. all to say is in my opinion women try to womanize men too much. i was with a guy who did everything the way i wanted it, and believe me after 2 years the relationship went no where.
This is a joke..
And..no offense, but you are the type of girl then that makes guys think we prefer to be treated like shit..that changes with age.
thanks for putting me into one of your categories. im sure your 9 years on me doesn't make you an expert on anything. and no, i am not the type of girl that makes guys think they can treat us like shit...they treat you like shit if you let them treat you like shit. im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast. i was speaking generally and my opinion. so maybe you should calm down, why is it everytime you post something you hafta be bitchy? i dont even know you, and don't make comments about my age, that has nothing to do with anything. thanks though mom. :roll: :lol:

[Betrayed]

im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast.

Which is a reason why nice guys finish last.

im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast.

Which is a reason why nice guys finish last.
See, I'm not being bitchy, seriously..this is the problem..Nice guys don't have to finish last. No one says you have to be a pushover, but there's no need to be a dick either.

[Betrayed]

it's funny how this post started out as a joke and became a discussion :lol:

[samantha22]

im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast.

Which is a reason why nice guys finish last.
See, I'm not being bitchy, seriously..this is the problem..Nice guys don't have to finish last. No one says you have to be a pushover, but there's no need to be a dick either.
i completely agree. but why is it that the dicks are so unbelievably sexy?

[Betrayed]

im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast.

Which is a reason why nice guys finish last.
See, I'm not being bitchy, seriously..this is the problem..Nice guys don't have to finish last. No one says you have to be a pushover, but there's no need to be a dick either.
i completely agree. but why is it that the dicks are so unbelievably sexy?

cuz they're good for women to suck on? :lol:


too easy

im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast.

Which is a reason why nice guys finish last.
See, I'm not being bitchy, seriously..this is the problem..Nice guys don't have to finish last. No one says you have to be a pushover, but there's no need to be a dick either.
i completely agree. but why is it that the dicks are so unbelievably sexy?

cuz they're good for women to suck on? :lol:
Or..stick in another guys poop shoot!


too easy

im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast.

Which is a reason why nice guys finish last.
See, I'm not being bitchy, seriously..this is the problem..Nice guys don't have to finish last. No one says you have to be a pushover, but there's no need to be a dick either.
i completely agree. but why is it that the dicks are so unbelievably sexy?

cuz they're good for women to suck on? :lol:
Or..stick in another guys poop shoot!


too easy
I think someone just came out of the closet!!

[CJM]

im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast.

Which is a reason why nice guys finish last.
See, I'm not being bitchy, seriously..this is the problem..Nice guys don't have to finish last. No one says you have to be a pushover, but there's no need to be a dick either.
i completely agree. but why is it that the dicks are so unbelievably sexy?

cuz they're good for women to suck on? :lol:
Or..stick in another guys poop shoot!


too easy
I think someone just came out of the closet!!


:lol: :lol:

[Betrayed]

im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast.

Which is a reason why nice guys finish last.
See, I'm not being bitchy, seriously..this is the problem..Nice guys don't have to finish last. No one says you have to be a pushover, but there's no need to be a dick either.
i completely agree. but why is it that the dicks are so unbelievably sexy?

cuz they're good for women to suck on? :lol:
Or..stick in another guys poop shoot!


too easy
I think someone just came out of the closet!!

:lol: now it's war


I'm sorry. I've just been PMSing for the last few months now which is why I'm always pissed off when I post anything.

im just saying that a guy who does everything we want gets annoying fast.

Which is a reason why nice guys finish last.
See, I'm not being bitchy, seriously..this is the problem..Nice guys don't have to finish last. No one says you have to be a pushover, but there's no need to be a dick either.
i completely agree. but why is it that the dicks are so unbelievably sexy?

cuz they're good for women to suck on? :lol:
Or..stick in another guys poop shoot!



too easy
I think someone just came out of the closet!!

:lol: now it's war
BRING IT BABY!!


I LOVE PENIS!!

[Betrayed]

learn to spell :lol:

[CJM]

at least she's not picking on me anymore!! :dance:

[Betrayed]

by the way, does this mean you're not inviting me to your xmas party?

[Betrayed]

at least she's not picking on me anymore!! :dance:

I did you a favor. Now we're even...I hope :lol:

[CJM]

at least she's not picking on me anymore!! :dance:

I did you a favor. Now we're even...I hope :lol:

Yeah,.. we're even 8-)

learn to spell :lol:
THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN DO? :lol: :lol:

[Betrayed]

who wants to play in my mud? Invitation open to all TSSB men, or dildos

all TSSB men, or dildos[/quote]

[quote=Betrayed]all TSSB men, ARE dildos

THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!

[Ant]

Three times a charm eh? :lol: Anyway, you guys are all whores.