View Full Version : Why a Christmas Tree is better than a man!
SweetNinja
11-28-2003, 09:22 PM
:lol: "Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man" :lol:
1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the
lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of
its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its
'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
:lol:
RomeNyRR
11-28-2003, 09:24 PM
:lol: thats messed up lmao
1qwikSV
11-28-2003, 09:30 PM
"Why a man would want to be a Christmas tree?"
1. Christmas trees don't have ears to hear a woman nag...nuff said.
RichieRich
11-28-2003, 09:32 PM
i have cute balls.
Cookie Monster
11-28-2003, 09:40 PM
i am always erect..
ChapZ
11-28-2003, 10:43 PM
I have spare balls just incase one breaks.
Qetesh
11-28-2003, 11:03 PM
"Why a man would want to be a Christmas tree?"
1. Christmas trees don't have ears to hear a woman nag...nuff said.
You just keep thinkin' that Joe :lol:
Besides, you know we always get our way in the end :wink:
RichieRich
11-28-2003, 11:05 PM
Besides, you know we always get our way in the end :wink:
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only if the guys lets you. :pimp:
E=mc What?
11-28-2003, 11:10 PM
"Why a man would want to be a Christmas tree?"
1. Christmas trees don't have ears to hear a woman nag...nuff said.
hahahahahahahhahaha LMMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Qetesh
11-28-2003, 11:15 PM
Besides, you know we always get our way in the end :wink:
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only if the guys lets you. :pimp:
You don't count Poppy :lol:
1qwikSV
11-28-2003, 11:29 PM
Besides, you know we always get our way in the end :wink:
Yea, no shit...Revert back to the nagging part.
Qetesh
11-28-2003, 11:35 PM
Besides, you know we always get our way in the end :wink:
Yea, no shit...Revert back to the nagging part.
Nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag....
Can you hear me now Joe :ROFL:
EliteWears
11-29-2003, 04:24 AM
"lickin my balls, until they turn blue..."
morpheus6d9
11-29-2003, 07:10 AM
"Why a man would want to be a Christmas tree?"
1. Christmas trees don't have ears to hear a woman nag...nuff said.
hhhaahahaahahahhaaha
Lillian
11-29-2003, 06:37 PM
Now that was funny! :lol:
SweetNinja
11-29-2003, 07:04 PM
:lol: I thought so! :lol:
HeywoodJablomie
11-30-2003, 08:08 PM
Too bad a Christmas tree won't blow two months salary on a stupid ass rock...
E=mc What?
12-21-2004, 02:52 PM
"Why a man would want to be a Christmas tree?"
1. Christmas trees don't have ears to hear a woman nag...nuff said.
:spit: :LOL:
juzslidin
12-21-2004, 03:08 PM
"Why a man would want to be a Christmas tree?"
1. Christmas trees don't have ears to hear a woman nag...nuff said.
hahaha thats good and ohh soo true .
btw , welcome back sweetninja
CuCullin
12-21-2004, 03:11 PM
VERY old post.
juzslidin
12-21-2004, 03:31 PM
oops .. guess sweet ninja isnt back yet .. my bad
Das Uberdog
12-21-2004, 03:36 PM
http://jovan.ru/pics/owned.jpg
TonUpBoy
12-21-2004, 04:18 PM
My balls dont break...
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