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Why is it that men feel the need to yell, hiss, or make some other un-godly noise at women when they walk by on the street? Can someone please explain it to me? I don't understand.. do they think we are going to stop and hand over our phone number? For the most part, we aren't even sure that they know how to speak at this point in time.. anyone?
DwnLo
11-20-2003, 04:36 PM
I don't know but what till Bamm-Bamm gets a hold of you :LOL:
RichieRich
11-20-2003, 04:37 PM
do yourself a favor and avoid me.
Bmm-Bamm again? :roll: why?
soda7o
11-20-2003, 04:39 PM
i usualy say smehignlike this..
"yo yo showty, wass up. holla ata a brotha mami.."
and so on and so on...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
600rrPilot
11-20-2003, 04:40 PM
umm, i dont have an answer for you. but umm......pics? :lol:
RichieRich
11-20-2003, 04:41 PM
umm, i dont have an answer for you. but umm......pics? :lol:
panty sniffer. :roll:
hmm..I see I'm getting no where with this.. :roll:
soda7o
11-20-2003, 04:46 PM
hmm..I see I'm getting no where with this.. :roll:
we are trying to get your attention..thats it..
being nice never works..so
what wold u like us to do..
5wytchBh4kk
11-20-2003, 04:46 PM
umm, i dont have an answer for you. but umm......pics? :lol:
seat sniffer
oh yeah, i guess guys need to vocalize what they feel when they see a hot chick. mating calls are common in the wild :lol: lots o chicks i know do it too....especially when they're in a big group and from rutgers.
Betrayed
11-20-2003, 04:47 PM
hmm..I see I'm getting no where with this.. :roll:
:lol: lets face it, there really isn't an answer to that question.
jackmmf
11-20-2003, 04:48 PM
The hissing/grunting phenomena demonstrated by the male species while in the pressence of a female was first observed in the early stone-age period. Due to the lack of descriptive terms and commands by which a male could instruct his female counterpart of her proper course, descriptive sounds were thus born. The tone of a particular grunt along with the number of syllables could then be used as virtual thesaurus for what previously required hand gestures and general confusion. To demonstrate, a bisyllablic grunt with the second syllable a 1/2 octave higher than the first signifies aggreement, while both syllables at the same octave would represent 'excuse me'. This rudimentary form of communication is still alive and well in the 21st century but has morphed into recognized vocabularies called 'slang'. The grunt of the past can now be represented by 'F*ck' which depending on the tone can have upwards of 2,000 meaning. 'Sh$t' is another example...
uh... I have no idea! :lol:
lol!! thank you..I think you've given me the answer or at least confirmation I was looking for! :wink:
Betrayed
11-20-2003, 04:58 PM
The hissing/grunting phenomena demonstrated by the male species while in the pressence of a female was first observed in the early stone-age period. Due to the lack of descriptive terms and commands by which a male could instruct his female counterpart of her proper course, descriptive sounds were thus born. The tone of a particular grunt along with the number of syllables could then be used as virtual thesaurus for what previously required hand gestures and general confusion. To demonstrate, a bisyllablic grunt with the second syllable a 1/2 octave higher than the first signifies aggreement, while both syllables at the same octave would represent 'excuse me'. This rudimentary form of communication is still alive and well in the 21st century but has morphed into recognized vocabularies called 'slang'. The grunt of the past can now be represented by 'F*ck' which depending on the tone can have upwards of 2,000 meaning. 'Sh$t' is another example...
uh... I have no idea! :lol:
:ROFL: now that's what I call fuckin creative :lol:
Buck Naked
11-20-2003, 04:59 PM
I do it but I dont know why. it just sort of happens :?
I don't know but what till Bamm-Bamm gets a hold of you :LOL:
:lol: :fu: Lorenzo!!!
Cookie Monster
11-20-2003, 05:02 PM
I BLOW KISSES AT MY WIFE ALL OF THE TIME..SHE SAYS ITS CUTE..THATS CAUSE I AM THE MANN...
drub0y
11-20-2003, 05:03 PM
FYI, those aren't men making those noises, those are boys. We men would appreciate if you would learn to make the distinction between the two.
Thanks,
Men
FYI, those aren't men making those noises, those are boys. We men would appreciate if you would learn to make the distinction between the two.
Thanks,
Men
I agree with Dru
Why is it that men feel the need to yell, hiss, or make some other un-godly noise at women when they walk by on the street? Can someone please explain it to me? I don't understand.. do they think we are going to stop and hand over our phone number? For the most part, we aren't even sure that they know how to speak at this point in time.. anyone?
I personally do not do that because i feel stupid.....but if i were to answer that question honestly...it's because WE WANT YOUR DOGGYSTYLE.
Well, I guess as soon as a MAN comes along, I'll be sure to make the distinction..until then..all you BOYS cn just stare at my ass as I keep walking..
how's that Mr. Man?
soda7o
11-20-2003, 05:10 PM
Well, I guess as soon as a MAN comes along, I'll be sure to make the distinction..until then..all you BOYS cn just stare at my ass as I keep walking..
how's that Mr. Man?
can we geta pic of that to stare at?
Well, I guess as soon as a MAN comes along, I'll be sure to make the distinction..until then..all you BOYS cn just stare at my ass as I keep walking..
how's that Mr. Man?
confirming my hate of women.......
TonyK
11-20-2003, 05:11 PM
THATS CAUSE I AM THE MANN...
First rule of marriage:
Women lie!
:lol: :lol:
sure..where can I send that? :bitch_pl:
TonyK
11-20-2003, 05:12 PM
Well, I guess as soon as a MAN comes along, I'll be sure to make the distinction..until then..all you BOYS cn just stare at my ass as I keep walking..
how's that Mr. Man?
DAYUM, thats a HUGE ASS
:shock: :shock:
sure..where can I send that? :bitch_pl:
why is it that women are so damn nasty all the time?
effective immediately...i am going to hiss and make fart noises at every woman that passes me by.....
i have seen the light.
Well, I guess as soon as a MAN comes along, I'll be sure to make the distinction..until then..all you BOYS cn just stare at my ass as I keep walking..
how's that Mr. Man?
confirming my hate of women.......
Is that because your gay?
Vinny
11-20-2003, 05:14 PM
This thread got ugly really quick.
sure..where can I send that? :bitch_pl:
why is it that women are so damn nasty all the time?
effective immediately...i am going to hiss and make fart noises at every woman that passes me by.....
i have seen the light.
I guess that's all you'll be seeing!!! :lol:
Well, I guess as soon as a MAN comes along, I'll be sure to make the distinction..until then..all you BOYS cn just stare at my ass as I keep walking..
how's that Mr. Man?
confirming my hate of women.......
Is that because your gay?
yeah...gay...that's it. :blow:
soda7o
11-20-2003, 05:15 PM
everyone needs to SIMMA DOWN NOW!
Vinny
11-20-2003, 05:17 PM
FYI, those aren't men making those noises, those are boys. We men would appreciate if you would learn to make the distinction between the two.
Thanks,
Men
I agree with Drew here. I feel embarrassed for guys who do that on the street. An attractive woman walks by and they're all like, "DAMN GIRL!" and the hooting/hollering begins. I used to think it was just construction guys (I used to do construction myself) but it's white collars as well.
ekuhn
11-20-2003, 05:18 PM
So then the question really is, How would you perfer to be approached???? Ive tried going up and saying hi to women but they just blow me off, even though a long time ago, some one told me, "The worst thing she can say is no." Well when the only answer I get is 'no' I must revert to primative mating calls (see posts higher up)
soda7o
11-20-2003, 05:20 PM
FYI, those aren't men making those noises, those are boys. We men would appreciate if you would learn to make the distinction between the two.
Thanks,
Men
I agree with Drew here. I feel embarrassed for guys who do that on the street. An attractive woman walks by and they're all like, "DAMN GIRL!" and the hooting/hollering begins. I used to think it was just construction guys (I used to do construction myself) but it's white collars as well.
no u got ti worng construction workers holla at anythging good looking or hedious.. as long as it isd opposite sex...
TonyK
11-20-2003, 05:20 PM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnYPICS/attentionwhoreanim-pinto.gif
stoppie
11-20-2003, 05:21 PM
:lol: ah thats a breath of fresh air. a woman with an atatude. and not afraid to show it. :banban:
Vinny
11-20-2003, 05:21 PM
How would you perfer to be approached???? Ive tried going up and saying hi to women but they just blow me off ... I must revert to primative mating calls (see posts higher up)
I once offered my seat to a woman on the bus ride into work, and she started screaming at me:
"Don't offer your seat to me! I want to stand! Or is this a LAME attempt to hit on me?!"
I was so mortified and embarrassed. Many women seem to think that being nice or being gentlemanly is a front to getting in good with them. Apparently grunting and whistling doesn't work, either. :roll:
no u got ti worng construction workers holla at anythging good looking or hedious.. as long as it isd opposite sex...
:LOL:
TRUE!
So then the question really is, How would you perfer to be approached???? Ive tried going up and saying hi to women but they just blow me off, even though a long time ago, some one told me, "The worst thing she can say is no." Well when the only answer I get is 'no' I must revert to primative mating calls (see posts higher up)
Well who ever gave you that advice was smart..FART NOISES aren't going to get you ANYTHING!!
Look at it this way..not everyone is a loser 100% of the time!!
Vinny
11-20-2003, 05:23 PM
not everyone is a loser 100% of the time!!
I can change that opinion REALLY quick... :lol:
TonyK
11-20-2003, 05:23 PM
:lol:
TonyK
11-20-2003, 05:24 PM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnYPICS/attentionwhorelegovader-PHoS.jpg
1gsxr750
11-20-2003, 05:27 PM
I used to jump and spin around like a grouse, but that didn't work. Now i just whip it out :lol: (did I say that)
How would you perfer to be approached???? Ive tried going up and saying hi to women but they just blow me off ... I must revert to primative mating calls (see posts higher up)
I once offered my seat to a woman on the bus ride into work, and she started screaming at me:
"Don't offer your seat to me! I want to stand! Or is this a LAME attempt to hit on me?!"
I was so mortified and embarrassed. Many women seem to think that being nice or being gentlemanly is a front to getting in good with them. Apparently grunting and whistling doesn't work, either. :roll:
no u got ti worng construction workers holla at anythging good looking or hedious.. as long as it isd opposite sex...
:LOL:
TRUE!
That sucks..no one said all women were sane!
BUT.. that doens't mean the rest of us will respond to mating calls..
You should have just slapped her.
I used to jump and spin around like a grouse, but that didn't work. Now i just whip it out :lol: (did I say that)
and how's that workign out for ya?
soda7o
11-20-2003, 05:31 PM
u caqnt win with women..PERIOD!
u do something nice qand they accuse u f trying to get in their pants...
u holla at them( make noises) they think u are an ashole.. u approach thme normally an dthey dont give u a time of dya..
whats a man to do..
Vinny
11-20-2003, 05:31 PM
You should have just slapped her.
So, you're saying if I slap a woman, she'll like it and be attracted to me? Hmm... must try this on the wife when I get home.
soda7o
11-20-2003, 05:32 PM
You should have just slapped her.
So, you're saying if I slap a woman, she'll like it and be attracted to me? Hmm... must try this on the wife when I get home.
i wont hit a awomen but ill shake the shit outf her..
:lol:
1gsxr750
11-20-2003, 05:32 PM
so far so good... :lol:
Betrayed
11-20-2003, 05:32 PM
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnYPICS/attentionwhorelegovader-PHoS.jpg
haha I LOVE LEGOS - LEGOS are awesome
Okay back to the flaming, continue
u caqnt win with women..PERIOD!
u do something nice qand they accuse u f trying to get in their pants...
u holla at them( make noises) they think u are an ashole.. u approach thme normally an dthey dont give u a time of dya..
whats a man to do..
All I can say is YOU'VE MADE YOUR BED, NOW YOU HAVE TO SLEEP IN IT!! Women have becaome accustomed to the caveman behavior..It's the bad ones that ruined it for all the good ones..sorry.
Betrayed
11-20-2003, 05:33 PM
You should have just slapped her.
So, you're saying if I slap a woman, she'll like it and be attracted to me? Hmm... must try this on the wife when I get home.
Maybe she meant that if you slapped her on the ass, she'd like it and then sit down :lol:
but to stay on topic, not all men are like this. It's a stereotype that we're getting. That's just like me saying "Why are women so bitchy all the time?"
soda7o
11-20-2003, 05:33 PM
u caqnt win with women..PERIOD!
u do something nice qand they accuse u f trying to get in their pants...
u holla at them( make noises) they think u are an ashole.. u approach thme normally an dthey dont give u a time of dya..
whats a man to do..
All I can say is YOU'VE MADE YOUR BED, NOW YOU HAVE TO SLEEP IN IT!! Women have becaome accustomed to the caveman behavior..It's the bad ones that ruined it for all the good ones..sorry.
i can say the same thing about women..
You should have just slapped her.
So, you're saying if I slap a woman, she'll like it and be attracted to me? Hmm... must try this on the wife when I get home.
i wont hit a awomen but ill shake the shit outf her..
:lol:
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!
You should have just slapped her.
So, you're saying if I slap a woman, she'll like it and be attracted to me? Hmm... must try this on the wife when I get home.
Maybe she meant that if you slapped her on the ass, she'd like it and then sit down :lol:
but to stay on topic, not all men are like this. It's a stereotype that we're getting. That's just like me saying "Why are women so bitchy all the time?"
Oh, you don't? I think someone mentioned "all women have their period all the time" a minute ago..see- it goes both ways. I personally, only have my period 1 week a month :D
1gsxr750
11-20-2003, 05:36 PM
u caqnt win with women..PERIOD!
u do something nice qand they accuse u f trying to get in their pants...
u holla at them( make noises) they think u are an ashole.. u approach thme normally an dthey dont give u a time of dya..
whats a man to do..
All I can say is YOU'VE MADE YOUR BED, NOW YOU HAVE TO SLEEP IN IT!! Women have becaome accustomed to the caveman behavior..It's the bad ones that ruined it for all the good ones..sorry.
How is it that us men never sit and compare other women. There are plenty of guys who were burned, but we dont tag every women out there Why is hard for a women to do the same..
Vinny
11-20-2003, 05:39 PM
How is it that us men never sit and compare other women.
I compare Britney with Christina all the time.
u caqnt win with women..PERIOD!
u do something nice qand they accuse u f trying to get in their pants...
u holla at them( make noises) they think u are an ashole.. u approach thme normally an dthey dont give u a time of dya..
whats a man to do..
All I can say is YOU'VE MADE YOUR BED, NOW YOU HAVE TO SLEEP IN IT!! Women have becaome accustomed to the caveman behavior..It's the bad ones that ruined it for all the good ones..sorry.
How is it that us men never sit and compare other women. There are plenty of guys who were burned, but we dont tag every women out there Why is hard for a women to do the same..
:bitch_pl: !!!!!!!
Is there not someone on this site who's quote is "I hate women"
YOu guys bad mouth women all the time!! who are you kidding? We just ignore it because when the time comes that you want something, your sweet as pie..
1gsxr750
11-20-2003, 05:41 PM
How is it that us men never sit and compare other women.
I compare Britney with Christina all the time.
:ROFL:
1gsxr750
11-20-2003, 05:46 PM
u caqnt win with women..PERIOD!
u do something nice qand they accuse u f trying to get in their pants...
u holla at them( make noises) they think u are an ashole.. u approach thme normally an dthey dont give u a time of dya..
whats a man to do..
All I can say is YOU'VE MADE YOUR BED, NOW YOU HAVE TO SLEEP IN IT!! Women have becaome accustomed to the caveman behavior..It's the bad ones that ruined it for all the good ones..sorry.
How is it that us men never sit and compare other women. There are plenty of guys who were burned, but we dont tag every women out there Why is hard for a women to do the same..
:bitch_pl: !!!!!!!
Is there not someone on this site who's quote is "I hate women"
YOu guys bad mouth women all the time!! who are you kidding? We just ignore it because when the time comes that you want something, your sweet as pie..
I guess that goes the same for a woman...yet studies have shown women stay with or are more attrcted to men who are assholes. The guys who are nice and GIVE them everything they want get dumped on .... Your absolutely right we are all nice when we want something...you get paid when you do a job ?
Vinny
11-20-2003, 05:50 PM
Your absolutely right we are all nice when we want something...you get paid when you do a job ?
Frank, you're my fucking hero. :thumblef:
GSXR Chick
11-20-2003, 05:53 PM
Pebbles, I have to say, I agree with you. It's such a turn-off actually. I went to Home Depot off Springfield Ave for you familiar with the area today. I had a dress suit on and heels and I swear to god, these three guys were not only looking me up and down, up and down, but making all these noises and the looks.... :roll: It's like they expect you to be like "just take me here in the christmas tree isle :lol: It's irritating though. I expect that bartending, but not in a dress suit, come on. :evil:
Pebbles, I have to say, I agree with you. It's such a turn-off actually. I went to Home Depot off Springfield Ave for you familiar with the area today. I had a dress suit on and heels and I swear to god, these three guys were not only looking me up and down, up and down, but making all these noises and the looks.... :roll: It's like they expect you to be like "just take me here in the christmas tree isle :lol: It's irritating though. I expect that bartending, but not in a dress suit, come on. :evil:
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! CAN'T A WOMEN BUY A PLUNGER WITHOUT GETTING HIT ON!!
And don't get me started on the Home Depot experience for women..that opens a whole other can of worms!!
RichieRich
11-20-2003, 05:57 PM
shoulda took them in the christmas tree aisle. :roll:
MrQuickR1
11-20-2003, 05:59 PM
shoulda took them in the christmas tree aisle. :roll:fuck that.....the power tools section! :lol:
RichieRich
11-20-2003, 06:03 PM
shoulda took them in the christmas tree aisle. :roll:fuck that.....the power tools section! :lol:
ive been known to do the jackhammer. 8-)
I Ride
11-20-2003, 06:07 PM
some pics would put this whole thread in perspective
cbigclarke
11-20-2003, 06:08 PM
Pebbles, I have to say, I agree with you. It's such a turn-off actually. I went to Home Depot off Springfield Ave for you familiar with the area today. I had a dress suit on and heels and I swear to god, these three guys were not only looking me up and down, up and down, but making all these noises and the looks.... :roll: It's like they expect you to be like "just take me here in the christmas tree isle :lol: It's irritating though. I expect that bartending, but not in a dress suit, come on. :evil:
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! CAN'T A WOMEN BUY A PLUNGER WITHOUT GETTING HIT ON!!
And don't get me started on the Home Depot experience for women..that opens a whole other can of worms!!
when is a good time for you to be hit on? how is a man to know when that time is? and how would you like to be hit on
MrQuickR1
11-20-2003, 06:09 PM
shoulda took them in the christmas tree aisle. :roll:fuck that.....the power tools section! :lol:
ive been known to do the jackhammer. 8-)Nice :wink: The jack hammer is good....I personally like the hammer drill :blue dan:
But Pebbs... I agree as to when boys and dirty old men start yelling shit and making noises...It is tasteless and lame. Those are the people that have to pay to get laid. I actually get annoyed when I see it happen. It's almost an insult rather than comps.
Next time they do that shit....mace em :D
RichieRich
11-20-2003, 06:09 PM
some pics would put this whole thread in perspective
yea seriously, whatre you thinking?
some pics would put this whole thread in perspective
yea seriously, whatre you thinking?
Prob. the same thing I'm thinking which is what you are thinking.
RichieRich
11-20-2003, 06:18 PM
some pics would put this whole thread in perspective
yea seriously, whatre you thinking?
Prob. the same thing I'm thinking which is what you are thinking.
believe me, i am definately thinking what your thinking. that and about the wheelies too.
campas12
11-20-2003, 06:20 PM
hey at least we're not grabbing onto your legs and humping=P
drub0y
11-20-2003, 06:36 PM
Well, I guess as soon as a MAN comes along, I'll be sure to make the distinction..until then..all you BOYS cn just stare at my ass as I keep walking..
how's that Mr. Man?
Ummm... whatever works for you. :roll:
The real problem here is that you asked a question like this on a male dominated message board where 99.9% of the posters drool over the mere mention of a woman's ass. Did you honestly expect a deep, meaningful discussion of the male psyche? :scratch2:
I was at least trying to help you think about the situation a little more. Perhaps not all "men" behave in such a childish, assinine fashion?
1qwikSV
11-20-2003, 06:41 PM
hey at least we're not grabbing onto your legs and humping=P
YET...lol...for real though...walkin thru the mall is hilarious...I'll be walkin and all of a sudden I'll hear...psssst psssst...only to realize that some momo in a triple fat goose jacket and Timbos tryin desperatly tryin to grab the attention of some girl :roll: ...imaturity at it's best.
ekuhn
11-20-2003, 07:22 PM
So then the question really is, How would you perfer to be approached???? Ive tried going up and saying hi to women but they just blow me off, even though a long time ago, some one told me, "The worst thing she can say is no." Well when the only answer I get is 'no' I must revert to primative mating calls (see posts higher up)
Well who ever gave you that advice was smart..FART NOISES aren't going to get you ANYTHING!!
Look at it this way..not everyone is a loser 100% of the time!!
Still didnt asnwer the question, how would you prefer to be approached????
SweetNinja
11-20-2003, 07:40 PM
I don't have these kind of problems! And...I wouldn't sweat it for a second. It means nothin. You can be beautiful or... a fat ugly women with zits. As long as you got a coochie game on to the little boys doin it. So just go about your business. :wink: It'll never end!
RichieRich
11-20-2003, 07:42 PM
I don't have these kind of problems! And...I wouldn't sweat it for a second. It means nothin. You can be beautiful or... a fat ugly women with zits. As long as you got a coochie game on to the little boys doin it. So just go about your business. :wink: It'll never end!
[whistle] yo yo yo sweet thang yoooooooooooo [whistle]
SweetNinja
11-20-2003, 07:47 PM
:lol: RR you are one sick, funny puppy! :lol:
TonyK
11-20-2003, 07:50 PM
hey at least we're not grabbing onto your legs and humping=P
YET...lol...for real though...walkin thru the mall is hilarious...I'll be walkin and all of a sudden I'll hear...psssst psssst...only to realize that some momo in a triple fat goose jacket and Timbos tryin desperatly tryin to grab the attention of some girl :roll: ...imaturity at it's best.
That was JAY!
:ROFL: :naughty:
1qwikSV
11-20-2003, 07:58 PM
hey at least we're not grabbing onto your legs and humping=P
YET...lol...for real though...walkin thru the mall is hilarious...I'll be walkin and all of a sudden I'll hear...psssst psssst...only to realize that some momo in a triple fat goose jacket and Timbos tryin desperatly tryin to grab the attention of some girl :roll: ...imaturity at it's best.
That was JAY!
:ROFL: :naughty:
LMAO...He has the fur on the edge of the hood...POWN3D :ROFL:
MikeM
11-20-2003, 08:13 PM
some pics would put this whole thread in perspective
yea seriously, whatre you thinking?
Prob. the same thing I'm thinking which is what you are thinking.
believe me, i am definately thinking what your thinking. that and about the wheelies too.
Yeah, me too. Pics and wheelies.
LaFemmes
11-20-2003, 08:28 PM
u caqnt win with women..PERIOD!
u do something nice qand they accuse u f trying to get in their pants...
u holla at them( make noises) they think u are an ashole.. u approach thme normally an dthey dont give u a time of dya..
whats a man to do..
All I can say is YOU'VE MADE YOUR BED, NOW YOU HAVE TO SLEEP IN IT!! Women have becaome accustomed to the caveman behavior..It's the bad ones that ruined it for all the good ones..sorry.
How is it that us men never sit and compare other women. There are plenty of guys who were burned, but we dont tag every women out there Why is hard for a women to do the same..
It's not... :!:
Elisa
11-20-2003, 08:51 PM
I put a note in a guys HR file today for whistling at a female in my warehouse. Have to, just in case she sues! :cry:
LaFemmes
11-20-2003, 09:09 PM
I put a note in a guys HR file today for whistling at a female in my warehouse. Have to, just in case she sues! :cry:
:evil: What is the world coming to???? :evil:
TonyK
11-20-2003, 09:10 PM
Jay, please but a note in the database, there is potentially sexual harassment going on in this forum.
:LOL:
LaFemmes
11-20-2003, 09:36 PM
Jay, please but a note in the database, there is potentially sexual harassment going on in this forum.
:LOL:
Really! :roll: Men won't be able to breath without some nut job female going off the deep end soon. :bitchsla:(you know what I mean!) :twisted:
RichieRich
11-20-2003, 09:38 PM
chicks dig glass dildo's.
Vinny
11-20-2003, 09:44 PM
chicks dig glass dildo's. You can see right through them! :cyclops:
RichieRich
11-20-2003, 09:45 PM
chicks dig glass dildo's. You can see right through them! :cyclops:
thats correct. :wink:
Fart noises always work for me Pebs......cuz women always laugh at farts....it's human nature....EVERYONE LAUGHS AT FARTS......so i beg to differ, fartypants......
the word itself is friggin hilarious..... FARTSSSSSSS
try this simple exercise....repeat the word FARTSSSSSSSSSS 10 times in a row.....now think about the last time you farted.....(don't you dare say you never farted).....if you don't laugh while doing this exercise.........then you are desperately lying for sake of making your point.
FARTSSSSSSSSSS
Jay, please but a note in the database, there is potentially sexual harassment going on in this forum.
:LOL:
Really! :roll: Men won't be able to breath without some nut job female going off the deep end soon. :bitchsla:(you know what I mean!) :twisted:
you said it sister.......i've dated my share of nutjobs......
RichieRich
11-20-2003, 10:28 PM
i just pissed my pants laughing.
buckle up
11-20-2003, 10:34 PM
i just pissed my pants laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
GSXR Chick
11-20-2003, 10:53 PM
Pebbles, I have to say, I agree with you. It's such a turn-off actually. I went to Home Depot off Springfield Ave for you familiar with the area today. I had a dress suit on and heels and I swear to god, these three guys were not only looking me up and down, up and down, but making all these noises and the looks.... :roll: It's like they expect you to be like "just take me here in the christmas tree isle :lol: It's irritating though. I expect that bartending, but not in a dress suit, come on. :evil:
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! CAN'T A WOMEN BUY A PLUNGER WITHOUT GETTING HIT ON!!
And don't get me started on the Home Depot experience for women..that opens a whole other can of worms!!
when is a good time for you to be hit on? how is a man to know when that time is? and how would you like to be hit on
It's not when is a good time, but more like how... I mean, in a bar I"m ready for it and always have something to say, but when I'm in a suit and just shopping for lamps I don't need to be followed around and hollered at, especially when they are loudly stating what they like :evil: Now I know why I never go out at lunch around where I work :roll:
And Richie, Power tools isle has more to offer then then christmas trees :twisted:
morpheus6d9
11-20-2003, 10:55 PM
its funny how the women complain about the noises then when you dont make the noises they complain even more
why you blame it on men as if it's their fault? Their whistling is an effect, and you are the cause. Yes ladies, you are the reason why they whistle. You wear tight pants and tight shirts that obviously show off your physique. Whether you do it purposely for attention or for comfort, either way, you know what people are looking at.
I once got caught when I was staring at my friends cleavage and she stared at me as if I was a pig. I was looking at it b/c it was so damn obvious. Point is, if you don't want people to look, don't wear it?
Do i agree with guys doing that? No. But they do it as a game, cuz they think it's fun. Some girls like it, others don't. But you should just take it as a joke and shrug it off instead of being insulted by it.
:whistle:
fartsssssssssss (i know you are laughing)
Qetesh
11-21-2003, 12:31 AM
chicks dig glass dildo's.
For the last time RR, stop playing in my toy box :lol:
RichieRich
11-21-2003, 12:35 AM
chicks dig glass dildo's.
For the last time RR, stop playing in my toy box :lol:
call me.
Qetesh
11-21-2003, 12:39 AM
chicks dig glass dildo's.
For the last time RR, stop playing in my toy box :lol:
call me.
What would you like me to call you :lol:
RichieRich
11-21-2003, 12:40 AM
daddy.
Qetesh
11-21-2003, 12:41 AM
daddy.
I like Poppy better :ROFL:
RichieRich
11-21-2003, 12:45 AM
daddy.
I like Poppy better :ROFL:
gotta say it with a latin accent though. :wink:
Qetesh
11-21-2003, 12:53 AM
daddy.
I like Poppy better :ROFL:
gotta say it with a latin accent though. :wink:
No problemo :wink:
redlinerider
11-21-2003, 01:43 AM
FYI, those aren't men making those noises, those are boys. We men would appreciate if you would learn to make the distinction between the two.
Thanks,
Men :clap: :ROFL: :clap: :ROFL:
redlinerider
11-21-2003, 01:50 AM
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! CAN'T A WOMEN BUY A PLUNGER WITHOUT GETTING HIT ON!!
a plunger ah?, you got my attention :lol:
LaFemmes
11-21-2003, 01:52 AM
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! CAN'T A WOMEN BUY A PLUNGER WITHOUT GETTING HIT ON!!
a plunger ah?, you got my attention :lol:
:spit: :spit: :spit: :LOL: :LOL:
Betrayed
11-21-2003, 09:12 AM
daddy.
I like Poppy better :ROFL:
gotta say it with a latin accent though. :wink:
No problemo :wink:
get a room you two :lol:
1gsxr750
11-21-2003, 11:13 AM
There are two sides to the coin : The first side is why doesn't anyone find me attractive and the second is why are they staring.. You see us MEN are put in that dilemma every day. If you are approached nicely you turn them down. If they dont find you attractive you bitch to your friends..
I ended up marrying the girl who hooted and hollared at me. She caught my attention and I made my move. Now if I were turned off by this, she would have not been lucky :lol:
The animal kingdom does the same thing..deers go into the rut and walk out in front of cars for a piece of ass. Peacocks flash their tail feathers. It is a natural thing.
Vinny
11-21-2003, 11:16 AM
The animal kingdom does the same thing..deers go into the rut and walk out in front of cars for a piece of ass. Peacocks flash their tail feathers. It is a natural thing.
Cavemen apparently clubbed cavewomen on the head and dragged them back to their caves. Perhaps this is where Pebble's reference to slapping comes into play... :wink:
agreed...screw the fart noises...clubbing chicks in the heads is MUCH more effective......
RichieRich
11-21-2003, 11:23 AM
agreed...screw the fart noises...clubbing chicks in the heads is MUCH more effective......
only if its with your dong.
1gsxr750
11-21-2003, 11:24 AM
The animal kingdom does the same thing..deers go into the rut and walk out in front of cars for a piece of ass. Peacocks flash their tail feathers. It is a natural thing.
Cavemen apparently clubbed cavewomen on the head and dragged them back to their caves. Perhaps this is where Pebble's reference to slapping comes into play... :wink:
Im gonna try that... :lol: :lol: :twisted:
( Pebbles please dont be hater :wink:
Vinny
11-21-2003, 11:26 AM
agreed...screw the fart noises...clubbing chicks in the heads is MUCH more effective......
only if its with your dong.
It makes such a nice "THAK" sound.
"THAK THAK THAK!"
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