bumper stickers

[djikon]

:lol:

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! ! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back
Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The
Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Lastly:
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED."

[mike195]

I saw a really racist one on a car, i dont want to repeat it incse some people are overy sensitive.

[DougZ]

what about:

" Blinkers are a sign of weakness"

[djikon]

what about:

" Blinkers are a sign of weakness"

:ROFL:

[DwnLo]

I saw a really racist one on a car, i dont want to repeat it incse some people are overy sensitive.thanks for sharing that. I think I saw the same one. :lol:

[Jon FZ1]

I brake for tailgaters

Beat rush hour.... leave work at noon

[mike195]

Not swerving, getting head

[DwnLo]

"Honk if you think jdiesel's wheelies is Ga'Bage"

[djikon]

"Honk if you think jdiesel's wheelies is Ga'Bage"

hhhhhooooNNNNKKKKKK :lol:

[Nick David]

lmfao!!! god.. here we go again... i'm gonna go get some popcorn.

[DwnLo]

lmfao!!! god.. here we go again... i'm gonna go get some popcorn.and a video camera

[Nick David]

Starring JDiesel and DwnLo!

[MikeM]

I saw a really racist one on a car, i dont want to repeat it incse some people are overy sensitive.
wtf? why would you even bother to tell us that?


Anyway, your disclaimer has been accepted by the populus, now tell us what it said.

[DwnLo]

Starring JDiesel and DwnLo! nice! :ROFL:

[mike195]

I saw a really racist one on a car, i dont want to repeat it incse some people are overy sensitive.
wtf? why would you even bother to tell us that?


Anyway, your disclaimer has been accepted by the populus, now tell us what it said.


Ok ok, here is what it said

"If I knew this was going to happen, I would have picked my own cotton."